The Kid Is Mean

This why The Kid is my arch-nemesis.  See if you don't agree with me after you read the following conversation, which occurred just moments ago via Google Talk:

Alex: Rawr
me: Kid, what

Alex: Oh, nothing, just wanted to scare you

And...

pow! kick! boof!

Beat you up

me: Ow.
And, like, what's a boof, does it hurt real bad?

Alex: It's like ... a sock in the stomach .  Or, wait.

It was me with a blow torch, burning your hair

me: Maaaaaaaaaan! But I'm growing it out and long and beautiful...

Alex: Too late, man

It's amazing I'm still nice to that guy after all the stuff he does to me.  And you should see my hair...