the (mis)adventures of jenna

You know how some days just start out kind of wrong?  This one seems to be like that. Last night I painted my nine toenails a deep, dark red...

Things seem to be calming down.  Joey's family was here for the weekend and, while we didn't do most of the exciting things that we ...

Guess what, guess what!!!!! My decroded toenail has FINALLY FALLEN OFF! (Well, it didn't really fall off, but it's off now, whatev...

Sometimes I wonder if they ever flunk guys in seminary because their wives will make lousy pastors wives.  This is a Major Concern for me be...

Joey and I went out to lunch with Alan and Missy (one of our pastors and his wife) to Chuy's.  It's at McKinney and Knox, in case yo...

Last night I was organizing my closet.  (Because I wanted to.)  I was looking for a place to put one of my silk plants when I noticed a blue...

So if you're wondering what's going on in Dallas today, a gas station downtown exploded into flame about 9:45 a.m. I heard a large ...

Joey was really tired last night.  We were just about asleep when he asked, "When Henry dies and we have to get a new dog, what color s...

Disclaimer: I do not condone or watch The Simpsons, henceforth referred to as "Bad TV Show", and will not see the movie. However....

There was a pair of black polyester pants hanging, on a hangar, from a tree very near the spot where I found Joey's brown t-shirt on th...

On Friday, Joey, Cuz and I headed downtown to the parking lot of Dallas Metrocare to help hand out food to homeless people. We've been ...

Ever since we had dinner with all our Iowa friends last week, I've been feeling a little bit poignant and even, dare I admit, homesick....

Went to Chase to pick up a friend after work. The parking lot was packed and, once she got in the car, we had to go quickly to follow her c...

I'm sure you will concur once you're finished reading this. We have some friends who got us hooked on The Office. They lent us thei...

So we got The Brown Shirt washed and it now smells really nice.  It's also not quite as soft as it was before, which really grosses me o...

Someone in Minnesota searched for "Breathe Rights" and they were led to MY BLOG . This is total vindication for all of those time...

It's been awhile since I have done something really disgusting to The Kid.  So I determined that it was about time; today was the day. I...

We went out to dinner last night with Pastor Steve and Barb, Heath and Kristen, and Chris and Rachel (the candidate for the pastor at FBC). ...

No , I'm not pregnant. Well, I finally did it.  After two months of going back and forth between "I should" and "I should...

Joey likes funky t-shirts. A lot. I was coming in from my car last night, walking quick enough so as to get home as soon as possible, but n...