Alarmingly, I have spent the better part of this morning sorting rubber bands.

That's right, sorting rubber bands.

On Friday we rediscovered a box in the back room; A business closed quite some time ago, and they left to my office (kindly enough) an entire box of rubber bands. This is a large box, too; it's about the size of a paper box, only slightly deeper. It's chock-full of rubber bands, most small and some are those huge ones that you can put around reams of paper.

Smelly, jiggly, powdery rubber bands.

And I'm trying to find 100 of the large ones. So far I have 30.