Stuff That Cool People Say

My family has its own linguistic subculture. Seriously. (Sewiously?) If you want to be cool, here are some words and phrases for you to start incorporating into your daily speech. Just watch, people will start handing you money or asking for your autograph in a matter of days.

Stuff To Say:

• Wight, wight or Sewiously (turn the "r" sound into a "w" sound).
  "Wight, wight" is in response to something somebody said that's only reasonably believable. "Sewiously" is said pretty much whenever you want.
• Hoser, Hose-Head
  These are pretty much from Strange Brew. Anyone not cool (or anyone at all pretty much) is a hoser.
  
• Beauty, eh?
  We don't say this as much anymore, but anything good is a "beauty". It is especially great if you tack on the "eh" after the "beauty". It makes you sound more, um, Canadian. (Which we aren't, but it's fun.)
  
• Gomer
  Anyone who is not cool is a gomer
• Sweet dang!
  This one is The Kid's, I stole it from him. It's pretty great.
• Witches Brew
  We don't really know why we say this, but sometimes we just say "witches brew" for good measure. It's kind of died off for awhile, but it'll probably come back.
  
• Butter
  Joey and I are trying to start this one, but it's not catching on. It's like "bummer" only better because it's like a butt instead of a bum. (Joey's logic, not mine. Let's just go with it.)
  
• Don't be sad, Mom/Dad!
  We have to say this all the time. Mom gets sad when we say stuff like "gomer" or "sweet dang", so then we have to say "don't be sad, Mom!" to hopefully cheer her up. It doesn't really work.
  "Don't be sad, Dad" isn't quite as common because Pops doesn't wilt as often as Mom does. But occasionally he does (usually when we're teasing him about "The Frog Face" or some other such Popsism) and then we have to console him.
  

Be cool, say that stuff. Come on, do it. Now.